Babies don't need vacations , but I still see them at the beach.
There are times in life when people must learn when not to let go.
Baloons are designed to teach small children this. Terry Pratchett
To understand what I am trying to do here, you should go read the blog story by the same name as the button you just clicked on. If you like to laugh, we just might click.
I love funny and humorous things and am a collector of this kind of stuff and love passing them on and along . Kids laugh, play , and act silly all the time. I read or made up the fact it takes a grown up a month to laugh does in one day. I feel that we are all too grown up for our own good!
Science has shown laughter is good for us and served as a pressure valve in a crazy stressed out world that seems to hurry us and worry us more each day.
I hope to share here from time to time things you might find funny or amusing. Once in awhile I might tell a funny and then break it down to expose a hidden truth. Many times we laugh hardest at those things closest to home.
My wife is always telling me to stop acting stupid. Truth is , I am not acting!
I think I can help...stay tuned.
HERE IS A FUNNY 1
I have been having some health issues and went to see my doctor. I told him I could not stop eating Thankgiving leftovers and told me I had to stop cold turkey!
Here is a trivia question:
Who is the most grateful actor in Hollywood? Answer T.hanks
OFF THE CHARTS
I was checking the eyes of a 7 year old little girl about 15 years ago. It was a week or so before Christmas.
I put up the chart on the wall which is half red and half green and has letters on both sides. I asked which side seemed clearer to her. She answered with a question or several actually. She said, 'Can I, can I, can I ask you a question?"
I replied, ' Sure honey." She wanted to know if I always used red and green, or was I doing that because it was almost Christmas.
I share this story with patients if I have the time. I think of this cute little gal and her question everytime I do this test. I have been in practice over 37 years .Many have asked me why I do this. She is the only one who asked me if there was a Christmas connection.
I have more dreams than Quaker has oats. I hope to someday record them in an uplifting book of things that happened down through the years. Many of them and perhaps most of them will be about children. How they color
our world with what they say and do. It seems God uses them to remind us of the pure and simple wisdom that is so refreshing and is often off the charts!
Guy catches a fish and decides to keep him . The little fish fish tells him if you let me go I will give you anything thing you ask for. The guy agrees and lets him go. The little fish swims a half circle and asks him what he wants. The guy says I want to be 10x smarter than I am now. The little fish turns him into a woman!